"God, please help me not to drop Mycah on her soft spot so that she becomes handicapped."
"Mom, I know you're not pregnant anymore, but you're still kinda...."
Kinda what?!
"Big."
Tanner, will you sweep out the garage for me?
"Nah. You need to slim, Mom. It can be your exercise." Jerk.
"Mom, are you going to go to Jason's soccer game?"
No, not tonight.
"But Mom! You should! It'll be good practice for becoming a wife!"
these are great!
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